How did I just discover ZDogg MD and his scathingly pro-science parodies now?
My favorite so far:
(The original video for those who don’t know it is 50 Cents “in Da Club.”)
Forget Schoolhouse Rock! Any future Little Fawn of mine will be learning science from ZDogg.
A vocabulary lesson:
The beginning part about “no birthdate” is because phlebotomists and lab techs are super anal about making sure the patient’s birthdate is stated and the correct label put on the vial. If I had a dollar for everytime I’ve been asked for my birthdate over the past 4.5 years, I could single-handedly fund cancer research.
Path=pathology
STAT=get those results to me quick
Crit=hemotocrit
C Diff=clostridium difficile
MIC=minimum inhibitory concentration
Muthastickers=self-explanatory
Lytes=electrolytes
Plates=laboratory hot plates
RPR=syphillis test
Treponema=a more specific syphillis test
Hemolyzed=hemolysis
Pipette=chemical dropper
Show me a bus and I'll call it home... 